Dave Barry calendar for Wednesday, January 10, 2007:

Quoting the great man:

There are vital reasons why guys are interested in technology, and women should not give them a hard time about always wanting to have the "latest gadget." And when I say "women," I mean "my wife." For example, as a guy, I feel I need a new computer every time a new model comes out, which is every fifteen minutes. This baffles my wife, who has had the same computer since the Civil War and refuses to get a new one because - get THIS for an excuse - the one she has works fine.