Eight-year old grandson is visiting us with his family: a mom, a dad, and little(r) sister.
Last night, at the supper table no less, but at least after we finished eating and were just talking, the children wandered into the dangerous topic of putting things up one's nose. It was all just cracking the kids up.
Finally mother had to warn the small people that if they put something up their nose and it wouldn't come out, then we would have to go to the emergency room, where they would put instruments up one's nostrils to extract the object.
"And what would instrument that be?!!," Grandson chortled, "A viola or a violin??!!"