I saw this on a bumper sticker in the church parking lot. It was red, white, and blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a background.
I stood there for a few moments looking at it, trying to figure it out. "Bean American!" What did that mean? Was it some sort of ad to buy American vegetables? Were we suppose to bean people who didn't stand up for America? I just stood there looking at it.
Then I realized there was slightly wider space in the word "Bean" betwen the "e" and the "a" than the spaces between the other letters.
Stupid bumper sticker.