Saturday, August 06, 2005

The NCAA at Work.

This just in.

The NCAA has advised that any college basketball team that would otherwise qualify for the March Madness tournament will be disqualified if it is uses a religiously sensitive mascot. The NCAA is responding to pressure from the American Society of Witches and Sorcerers , Inc., out of someplace near Chapel Hill and a Kansas based Santeria sect.

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