CREDO: I believe the machine I sit on can tell the world exactly where I stand.
COMMENTARY: Fists forward and boot heels to the wind. Exposed metal slathered with chrome. Fat rubber steamrolling an endless slab of highway. A V-Twin motor feeding your ears. Any questions? Didn't think so. www.harley-davidson.com
EXHORTATION: Live by it.
-From the ad in this month's Popular Mechanics.
I would like to think that the irony is intentional.