Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Aging Yuppies Consider Obama Care

ObamaCare will depend on restraint in using expensive procedures, and may say no to some that are deemed unnecessary. Perfect fit. We aging yuppies are bred to restraint, honor economy, and will certainly take less for ourselves for the sake of the greater good.

ObamaCare will look askance at unhealthy habits, may put a tax on high-sugar, high-fat foods, and may even penalize people who abuse themselves. Aging yuppies have always been careful of their bodies, with a wary eye on fast-foods, and we use only the safest sex. After all, our bodies are the temples of the Holy Spirit. Good! Another great fit!

ObamaCare may bring down the costs of drugs, because we will buy them all from Canada. Another perfect fit. This is great, because we aging yuppies know all about drugs, especially the ones that are imported.

Go ahead ObamaCare. We will love you! After all, we are the ones who fought in the Good War and understand sacrifice . . . No, wait, that was Dad and Mom. Actually, we didn't fight in any war at all, if we could help it. But we did protest. Does that count?

And we know deprivation: there was the Great Deprivation, that period of our youth before we had cable and had to use floppy disks. We can handle ObamaCare.

Bring it on!

1 comment:

Macon said...

totally awesome. I love it!