Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Bumper Sticker Politics:
Spotted on a vehicle in Charlotte: "Frodo Failed. Bush has the Ring."

So, Bush = Sauron, the Dark Lord. Then I suppose that:
  • Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Rove, [insert neocon here] = the Nazgul?
  • Republicans as Orcs?
  • The spread of Democracy as the "Shadow"
  • John Kerry = Frodo?
  • Bill Clinton as Gandalf?
  • Hillary as Aragorn?
  • Reid/Pelosi as Pippen/Merry?
  • Gore as Gollum?
This could make a funny spoof. Hello, Amplifier?

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