Bumper Sticker Politics:
Spotted on a vehicle in Charlotte: "Frodo Failed. Bush has the Ring."

So, Bush = Sauron, the Dark Lord. Then I suppose that:

• Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Rove, [insert neocon here] = the Nazgul?
• Republicans as Orcs?
• The spread of Democracy as the "Shadow"
• John Kerry = Frodo?
• Bill Clinton as Gandalf?
• Hillary as Aragorn?
• Reid/Pelosi as Pippen/Merry?
• Gore as Gollum?

This could make a funny spoof. Hello, Amplifier?