Entropy is the tendency of everything going to hell
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future!
Geologists rock your world.
Geology: Subduction leads to Orogeny.
Gravity isn't MY fault--I voted for velcro!
Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the law.
I like angles, but only to a degree.
If the Earth is the size of a pea in New York, then the Sun is a beachball 50m away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now shrink Pluto's orbit into a coffee cup, then our Milky Way Galaxy fills North America.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
In The Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
Little Johnny was a scientist. Little Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
May the torque be about you.
Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my sister's dog.
On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes.
Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.