Living Wills. A client sent me this story:

While watching the Daytona 500 a few weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. Some days I hate being married to a _____________.