Pray I'm not too soon

In a startling fit of discipline and disregard, I'm going to respond to Macon's challenge but leave out some of the less savory topics:

Seven or fewer things:

I want to do before I die:
I don't know what to do with this one. I'd like to be friends with Bob Dylan, James Hetfield, Tom Waits, and Jeremy Enigk. Talk Mcluhan with them. I don't need to get it done before death, though, I think.

Things I cannot do:
Produce my own thyroid hormone.
Laugh at anything Kevin Smith has produced.
Put my clothes away.
Use toenail clippers instead of picking with my fingernails
Stop the Rock!

Things I say most often:
what a beets
the lofe
pompaton
run to the hills

Celebrity Anti-Crushes:
Incubus
Sum 41
Blink 182
311
Limp Bizkit